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This extremely
handsome fellow
is Weddo. Check out that face! How can you not fall in
love with this one? He's sure packed full of personality, and he knows
when you are talking about him. He'll sit right there, looking at you,
like he understands every syllable. As the conversation moves from one
person to the next, his head moves, giving intent attention to the
current speaker.
Weddo has been
trained rather well. We aren't just talking the basic "sit,
stay" commands either. Weddo has also been trained to "listen".
When you give him this command, he goes into full tilt patrol dog
mode. Nothing can get past him!
Even though he's a
pretty decent sized dog, he thinks he's only as big as his nose! You
don't have to ask him if he thinks this is true! He'll show
you!
There was absolutely no convincing him that he was entirely too large
for this small dog bed. To make even more room in it, he removed the
bottom bed that was inside it. However, I don't think even removing that
helped much. We kept trying to explain the size difference to him and
that no matter what he tried, there wasn't going to be any getting
comfortable in it. Didn't matter! If it was a dog bed, then HE was the
dog that was going
to use it...the goofball!
Cramming himself into
small dog beds isn't the only place he enjoys to sleep. (Although I
don't think he ever did get any sleep in that silly position!) Don't
dare let a corner of your blanket make it half way down the edge of your
bed. If you do, you can rest assured it will end up on the floor, and
make a delightfully cozy napping area for the big white boy!
He
also has a fondness for a few other select places...one of which, he
KNOWS he's not supposed to nap on because Mom's not real crazy about
sitting there in her black pants, and coming away with a white fuzz
butt! Every chance he gets, and as he gets older, even sometimes when we
are sitting right there, himself will just help himself right to - THE
COUCH!

It's not like he
doesn't have a bed, all of his own where he's more than welcome to
snuggle down and sleep the day away if he'd like...snoozing in the
sun...Sshhhh, he's sleeping, folks!

He really
does think he's a people. You should see him ride in the car. He sits
all proper like in the passenger's seat, alert and attentive...and no
one had best get too close! Oh no they had not because, you know, he
owns the land as far and he can
see
and he'll tell you about it if you get too close!
Another way he
thinks he's a people is in his dress. He LOVES to wear clothes! If
you "dress up" Speckles (Our other dog), then you'd best dig out
something for him to wear, too! Just look at that smile! See, he's
happy. (He's all "Gangsta dog" or something in his sexy blue hoodie.)
There is one thing he did that still puzzles me. Maybe you, our dear
readers, could help explain this one? Tell me, PLEASE, what would posses
a dog to
eat:

THE
TOILET!??? Maybe I should call a priest and have a exorcism done!?? |